Thursday, September 13, 2012

Day Twenty-Two

Define your relationship with pole.

Interesting question.  Hrm.  Well, I love pole, and pole loves me.  I'm really committed to making it work for the rest of my life.  In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm ready to get married to pole.  Yes, I've decided.  I'm going to ask pole to marry me.  Tonight, at my tricks class.  Dim the lights, get some Tite Grip on my hands, climb on it -- set the mood, y'know?  And then, when the timing is just right, I'll pop the question.  I hope pole says yes.

Wow, this was possibly the weirdest thing I've ever written in my entire life.

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